Just Do What I Do

I pretty much ignore Christmas. It's like one of those bullies who just gets in your face but if you pretend it's not there then it's not so bad. By the way, if you type .99 cents it's like saying you didn't even spend one PENNY on your grandpa. It's like almost a penny, but not quite. You cheap ungrateful punk.

Oh and for Christmas (I mean, for whatever holiday is going on now besides Christmas) I got a new keyboard. Take that, you old hunk of scraggly plastic that was trying to pass off as a keyboard for God knows HOW long.

Logitech: 1; Old keyboard: 0