Extremely heffed

Holy shit, my ISP sucks so much metric ass I didn't think it was possible. I'm getting disconnected about 5 seconds after I connect to their crap service. I don't even know if this blog is gonna work. Look at their shitty website. I could make a better site using only a post-it note, three rubber bands and a buffalo nickel. Their internet would be more reliable if I wrote a bunch of zeros and ones and sent them by carrier pigeon to their destination. I could outrun their packets. If it's not fixed in like... 20 minutes, somebody is getting a million ninja stars in their EYE.