HOLY SHIT I'VE BEEN ROBBED

I CAN'T FIND MY "SIMPSONS" BOXERS AND I THINK IT'S QUITE CLEAR THAT THE ONLY VALID EXPLANATION IS THAT A TEAM OF SPECIALIZED NINJAS CAME IN THE DARK OF THE NIGHT, SWIPED THE BOXERS THEN VANISHED LIKE THE SPECIALIZED NINJAS THAT THEY ARE

SOMEBODY CALL 911

Update: Found them. Oh, and a bunch of other clothes I haven't seen in a while. GO ME!