I hate everybody.

So not only is my physics science fair project due on February 2nd, but my partner's parents are absolute fucking nazis when it comes to school or play or work or home life or food or anything beginning with a one of 26 different letters. They make him do his projects under pressure two weeks in advance ALL the time, he can't watch one TV show without them yelling at him about studying or working or preparing work or some shit like that even though he fucking studies like a madman (and it doesn't even work that much in the end). I think if I saw this kid's parents in a dark alley, I would stab them in the throat and bury their bodies in my backyard. The best part is that supposedly they think I'm a nice kid.

Well not too long ago my partner comes online telling me to write the project as soon as possible (I already planned on writing a little bit each night, up until when it was due, but now he wants me to do it ALL in one night) because his parents won't let him go on a field trip if they don't see the finished project. I was at his house Friday and they were acting all fucking bitchy and crabby about the fact that it wasn't already finished. So basically now, I can control whether or not this guy gets to go skiing this week... good luck, buddy.

Oh and here's the e-mail with typos bolded. Looks like all that studying didn't pay off, eh nazis?

ok look i tryed to tel my parents that you all ready had the writen part done so that they don't have to see it put they want to see it and you have to write it up good i don't care about the mass of the golf balls adn i need the pic so by sunday night i can have everything done i know you so i know you can write up a report in like 15 min so can you plz plz write one up today wich is sat or by sunday night plz pl plz you don't understand how importan this is ty sorry by the way for the hush (I think he meant rush)

And now, translated into English:

MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING DIPSHITS WHO ARE TRYING TO CONTROL MY LIFE AND BY DOING SO ALSO TRYING TO CONTROL YOURS. PLEASE BURN MY HOUSE DOWN AND SPARE NO SURVIVORS.