bars are pretty gay

so anyway i get the bright idea to go out to a bar last night with some friends for a few hours

before i even get to the bar, on the metro, this random black guy offers me the rest of his vodka. even if i didnt hate vodka i wouldnt take it, for all i know it was rubbing alcohol or lighter fluid or something equally poisonous. anyway after i decline he proceeds to chug the rest to himself and get off the metro without saying a word. so either it was vodka all along or there's one less alcoholic for the world to deal with now.

after we get upstairs in the bar this emo band comes on and the music is so fucking loud my head nearly explodes six times a second, not to mention people are already starting to ramble about nonsense due to the alcohol they're cramming down their throats. except instead of rambling it was more like screaming at the top of their lungs every other second.

then, a second room opens up where we all migrate to so we can jump around like retards to the amusement of anyone else watching. a whole bunch of stupid boring crap happens here that i'm not going to write about but it includes people getting shoved head-first into the side of the stage which was pretty amusing i guess.

then our friend jess leaves out of nowhere which i guess means everyone else left at the same time, leaving me and kayla in this sweaty pit of death to look for people who are probably home by now. anyway we leave at around 1:20am which means the metro is closed and we're in the middle of downtown stranded like retards. just then we see two guys we know where at the bar, and ask them what they're doing next to a cop car. turns out one of them accidentally cut the other one's arm pretty badly, and after getting medical attention the guy gets a 400$ fine for carrying a weapon or something. hah.

they tell us to take the night bus towards verdun to get home so we walk to the bus stop. let's just say my body felt like a crash test dummy from moshing and i was almost throwing up from eating ONE FRENCH FRY from la belle province. after like 20 minutes the two guys decide to hail a cab which takes about ten minutes despite the fact that there are more taxis than cars and almost every single one of them is vacant. eventually the bus comes but we realize that it only goes to atwater. anyway to make a long story short it took until 3am to get home and bars are gay