Single White Male seeks Rich Human

I want to move out of my house, and I want to move out right fucking now. If someone would like to be my roommate as I can't make rent by myself drop me a line at the usual place. I don't eat much and I keep to myself most of the time. You might have heard some stories about me, but I swear they aren't true. Besides, it was consensual.

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